This morning I had no idea what to post about Leadership and Decision Making right before Christmas. “Will anyone read it ?” …was my next thought. Around noon when running my eyes constructively through many content-rich articles of the Frankfurter Sunday Newspaper I stumbled over a great AD and decided –“this is my blog-post for today! I just need to translate it….”
Board Of Directors for the Santa Claus AG
We look for conversations with Christmas affine personalities who look back on long-term experiences of the virtue of making gifts and benevolent Micro-Management. You preferably ran through diverse universities, resulting with good degrees. Online-commerce is something you know as a user. Structuring brilliant marketing-strategies and the pitfalls of the laws on comeptition were covered in lower chapters of your promotion topic.
After a successful career in the goods receiving department during infancy, you continuously developed your skills in the commercialization of gifts through great empathy. The direct and indirect leadership in the 24/7 mode of small and bigger nags (angels, small devils, cowboys, superman, princesses and also bitches) is what excels you. You can put yourself in the position of Santa Claus who selectively works under extrem deadline pressure which challenges physically. Your strength is leading mulish pigheads through repetition of patience.
The must-requirement of the characteristically long white beard for the Corporate Identity isn´t really relevant. The knowledge of the foresighted need-analysis via discreet monitoring of the digital information-flow is a benefit. Male applicants with believably comparable attributes will be considered.
If you cannot imagine to take over this Board Position, but rather prefer to spend Christmas more relaxed and reflective then we wish you such a Holiday Season and a great new year 2014. For an exchange of ideas, please get in touch with Rochus Mummert Executive Consultants GmbH Düsseldorf, Frankfurt/Main, Hamburg, Hanover or Munich. Email: Weihnachtsmann@RochusMummert.com
I think launching this ad on the 4th advent was a great decisions – don´t you as well? And now I am wishing everyone a happy & joyful Christmas time –
BE A DECISION MAKER. BE OUTSTANDING.
rita jaskolla – Leadership Architect –